[Abathar]

"That silly sculpture they have out front could be re-cast into something really useful, like guitar strings or something."

No silly, thats where you hang your targets from for the shooting competitions...

[AngryJawa]

That ridiculous sculpture of the knotted-up revolver is made of bronze....

Which will one day make oodles of nice, high-end bonded bronze bullets for us "mind-numbed" Americans to use in our "high-powered sniper" rifles.