I note how he went to great pains to mention "middle America."
Ah yes! The flyover states! Anyone in Middle America willing to lend the UN a vacant barn for its new HQ? I'm beginning to think that they've been in New York far too long.
Might I suggest an Indonesian chicken coop?
"Anyone in Middle America willing to lend the UN a vacant barn for its new HQ?"
Move the UN HQ to any country other that the US and then quit the UN.
Though a vacant barn would really be too good for them, I don't think there will be any takers. Who would want that band of international thieves to come live in their town?
Remember when the cafeteria workers in the UN building went on strike and walked off the job? Those "highly paid, highly respected" (I just threw up in my mouth) people of the UN world body swarmed over that place like a plague of locusts. When they were done, there wasn't anything edible left, and some of those pieces of international crap even took the silverware, glasses and trays.
It should shock people, but considering who works there it was just business as usual, but the crime was on a smaller scale.