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DFU SONG: Surrender (we killed Zarqawi in another massacre; Dems not happy)
DFU SONGS | 6-8-06 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/08/2006 7:39:58 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - SURRENDER

In Iraq there is more trouble...a safehouse was turned to rubble
Democrats are really grieving 'cause Zarqawi is no more

They did not let him surrender...they blew up his whole rear-ender
What did they think they were doing...when they killed a dozen friends
They did not let him surrender...they blew up his whole rear-ender
Ted calls for investigations...yes, he soiled his Depends

Dems do not like hearing this news...when our side's doing well
What of Novem-em-ber?...they're scared as hell

Up to heaven each one rises...but the virgins have surprises
Every one is old and wrinkled...with a Helen Thomas face

They did not let him surrender...they blew up his whole rear-ender
What did they think they were doing...when they killed a dozen friends
They did not let him surrender...they blew up his whole rear-ender
Ted calls for investigations...yes, he soiled his Depends

Dems do not like hearing this news...when our side's doing well
What of Novem-em-ber?...they're scared as hell


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: helenthomas; iraq; virgins; zarqawi

1 posted on 06/08/2006 7:40:05 AM PDT by doug from upland
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2 posted on 06/08/2006 7:41:28 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

a winner!

aside: the MSM would like us to believe that the only servicemen killed in iraq are those fathered by liberal democrats....


3 posted on 06/08/2006 7:42:17 AM PDT by Nightrider
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To: doug from upland
"They did not let him surrender...they blew up his whole rear-ender"

8^)

4 posted on 06/08/2006 7:42:28 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: doug from upland

A good one, Doug!!


5 posted on 06/08/2006 7:43:04 AM PDT by pissant
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To: doug from upland

His song should be "I Fall to Pieces".


6 posted on 06/08/2006 7:45:14 AM PDT by Preachin' (Enoch's testimony was that he pleased God: Why are we still here?)
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To: doug from upland

Funy how the Dem songwriters are fascinated with Zarqawi's "whole rear-ender." Subliminal Freudian context?


7 posted on 06/08/2006 7:54:01 AM PDT by Captain Rhino (If you will just abandon logic, these things will make a lot more sense!)
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To: Captain Rhino

Funy=Funny


8 posted on 06/08/2006 7:55:28 AM PDT by Captain Rhino (If you will just abandon logic, these things will make a lot more sense!)
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To: doug from upland

"We killed Zarqawi...; Dems not happy)"

Of course not, they lost a potential Vice-Presidential candidate.


9 posted on 06/08/2006 8:09:03 AM PDT by BadAndy ("Loud mouth internet Rambo")
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To: Captain Rhino
What? I am hardly a Dem songwriter and this is certainly not anything Freudian.

When I heard the good news, my first thought was how the Dems would be really upset. Kennedy would probably call for an investigation because we didn't let him surrender.

10 posted on 06/08/2006 8:13:00 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Preachin'
No, the Gap Band's "You Dropped The Bomb On Me!"


11 posted on 06/08/2006 8:16:34 AM PDT by Crispus Attucks Patriot
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To: doug from upland

Doug,

My bad. I thought you were reporting a song that was posted on a Dem website. Please pardon the error.


12 posted on 06/08/2006 8:41:15 AM PDT by Captain Rhino (If you will just abandon logic, these things will make a lot more sense!)
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To: Captain Rhino

No problem.


13 posted on 06/08/2006 8:47:38 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

My first thought when I heard the news: "I bet the Dems are crappin' down both legs."


14 posted on 06/08/2006 8:49:37 AM PDT by no dems ("Mr. President: Put up that wall.")
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To: doug from upland

BTW, I hope you have some lyrics in the can for when we finally bring "Le Affair Bin Laden" to a successful conclusion. And I hope you get to use them soon.


15 posted on 06/08/2006 9:38:10 AM PDT by Captain Rhino (If you will just abandon logic, these things will make a lot more sense!)
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To: Captain Rhino

No lyrics ready for that, but it won't take long.


16 posted on 06/08/2006 10:00:51 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland
"everyone is old and wrinkled, with a Helen Thomas face..."
17 posted on 06/08/2006 11:01:18 AM PDT by redstatesrock
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