Posted on 05/31/2006 10:40:15 AM PDT by V.Foster
Just thought I would pass this gem along for comments.
http://www.clinton.senate.gov/audio/video_hrc/No_Public_Schedule_Hi.mov
Barf alert!
That woman's heart is so frozen over her left nipple can still cut glass in a Swedish sauna. Man I hope she wins the ticket...
That was really lame.
i'm at work and cant view it...what does she say?
Looks like she may have invented a new genre: Self-defecating humor.
Those are 5 minutes I'll never have back again.
Refrain from posting in the future
Sorry - it was nauseating wasn't it.
Just get ready for the full on media assault of this kind of crap! They will do their best to "humanize her" and make her palatable.
Get ready! I'm afraid this is the tip of the ice burg of her make over.
The courses were hard. I was having trouble with a bunch of them. Some I have never gotten over having trouble with and I often had discouraging comments from my professors. I remember a French professor who tried to let me down gently by saying, “Mademoiselle, your talents lie elsewhere.” (Imagine saying that to one of the smartest women in school.)
A month after school started I called home collect as some of the people in the audience remember. That was the way you called home and sometimes your parents accepted the call and sometimes they didn't depending on how the family budget was doing that month. (Usually the Rodhams would immediately hang up when they knew it was Hillary.)
And so I very regrettably said, “Alright, but if I don't like it at the end of the year, can I come home?” And my mother said, “Well, we'll talk about it then. But now I expect you to do your very best and just get through every day.”(Of course they didn't want this hairy-legged lesbian marxist back home again!)
Remember years and years ago when you were on a playground and somebody would say I dare you?(And then a teacher would catch you and your girlfriends playing doctor?)
Yes, we have some big challenges facing our country right now. How do we keep our economy competitive and create good jobs?(We create jobs by keeping the federal government out of the marketplace.)
Now as a mother myself,...(And that reminds me. Where is Chelsea? Has she joined Socks the Cat?)
Everyday when I meet with people around our state... (Where do you get that "we" crap, piano legs?)
You know, in 1999 when I was thinking off (sic) running for the Senate, I did not know what to do. Some days I thought it was a good idea, most days I thought it was a horrible idea. (Millions wish you'd followed that latter idea.)
Well, I was scheduled to go to a high school in New York City to join Billie Jean King...(But then I had to go back home and get my Snap On Tools.)
...the captain of the basketball team, named Sophia was introducing me and she introduced me and I came up to the podium and I reached over to shake her had (sic) to thank her and she was much taller me. She bent over she whispered in my ear,("You did remember the Snap On Tools, didn't you?")
Listening to Hillary proves that she isn't one of the smartest women in the world. Rather, she is one of the most boringly stupid, bobbing headed twits that ever wore a pants suit.
“Hey, everyone has pressure.” (foul language warning…)
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