[The Electrician]

Bin Laden said he had personally assigned tasks to the 19 hijackers who staged the attacks on U.S. cities which killed about 3,000 people.

But... But... I thought that the 9/11 attacks were organized by the Mossad... Er, I mean, by the Bush Administration working through the CIA...

So, um, that must mean that, um, Bin Laden was working for Bush. Yeah, that's what it means... (/sarcasm)

[Tinian]

But... But... I thought that the 9/11 attacks were organized by the Mossad... Er, I mean, by the Bush Administration working through the CIA...

Here's a map of the conspiracy: