"Now that's what I call entertainment!"
And it gives me the perfect excuse to buy that Rock River Arms M4 that I have been lusting after, another case of .223 ammo and 100 rounds of Norma .300winmag brass to reload.
I'm sure a pointy stick or a rock would be more than enough to terrorize the average liberal. He'd probably pee himself then you'd have to jab him in the back with the stick as he tried to run away.