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To: conservativeharleyguy

Gold medal for bitch.


2 posted on 05/02/2006 8:32:45 AM PDT by 359Henrie (NASA needs one more moon rock, its in Mecca.)
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To: 359Henrie

What kid didn't want to be Spider Savage flying down the slopes or Mike Eruzioni scoring the winning goal against the russians?
What kid didn't want to be an astronaut?
What she should have wanted to be was a woman with thin ankles and not to look like she has been sitting on a bag of nickles all day.


23 posted on 05/02/2006 8:38:02 AM PDT by Holicheese (Stanley Cup's new home will be North Carolina!)
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To: 359Henrie
Queen bitch of the universe.

51 posted on 05/02/2006 8:42:35 AM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush!)
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To: 359Henrie

Gold medal for freestyle muff-diving.


69 posted on 05/02/2006 8:48:12 AM PDT by jslade (Liberalism ALWAYS accomplishes the exact opposite of it's stated intent!)
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To: 359Henrie
Nah. Her butts too big, and she's too lazy.
"Effort" is completely out of the question. She's a democrat!
85 posted on 05/02/2006 8:52:45 AM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal.")
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To: 359Henrie

LOL! Is that an event?


88 posted on 05/02/2006 8:54:07 AM PDT by 7thson (I've got a seat at the big conference table! I'm gonna paint my logo on it!)
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To: 359Henrie
The bull shit of the year award, someone post the BS meter.
97 posted on 05/02/2006 8:56:35 AM PDT by boomop1 (there you go again)
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To: 359Henrie
"I wanted desperately to be an Olympic athlete,"

For the Soviet Union?

99 posted on 05/02/2006 8:57:23 AM PDT by Fair Paul
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To: 359Henrie
Special Olympic Athlete
120 posted on 05/02/2006 9:06:20 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: 359Henrie

She wins gold in the 100-meter broomstick dash;)


128 posted on 05/02/2006 9:09:57 AM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: 359Henrie
"I volunteered at the hospital but kept getting lightheaded and woozy when I saw anyone in any kind of distress," she said.

She even got woozy when she saw Monica come up for air.

211 posted on 05/02/2006 6:26:54 PM PDT by beyond the sea ("If you see strange men lurking about in groups of three - especially in North Carolina, RUN!)
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