Turn the tables. I've declared today to be "Capitalism Day", and ex-Communists everywhere are rallying to commemorate the defeat of the USSR in the Cold War and the virtues of the economic system that has done more for human prosperity than any other!
Happy Capitalism day to you as well, help spread Conservatism!!
Deport socialist lefties.
I foresee our government coming up with a new National Holiday: Immigrant Day.
This would be a way to get all the Asian and other immigrants to support the cause of the illegal mexicants.