"That's nothing. Wade Boggs said he escaped a bar brawl by willing himself invisible."
I was driving through Winslow, AZ and turned myself into a bar.
Dang. 2 mins 30 seconds too late.
would you be that chick who slowed down to take a look at me?!?!?
mr. stone and mr. wood were walking down the street when a pretty girl approached. wood turned to stone, stone to wood, and the girl turned into a drugstore.