[speedy]

I've been in love with the same wonderful woman for almost 27 years now. And if my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me.

Okay, I think it's from Henny Youngman.

[Huck]

lol....so corny, yet still very funny.

[Huck]

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here."

The man says, "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife."

"So you're single…."