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Iran prez arrests 4 over text message (Receives cellphone "insult")
WND ^ | 4/15/2006

Posted on 04/15/2006 8:48:16 PM PDT by Thunder90

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad When Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad got an anonymous text message suggesting he didn't wash enough, he did not take it lying down.

He fired the president of the phone company, had four people arrested, took other legal action and accused those involved of conspiring with the Israeli foreign intelligence service Mossad, according to the Iranian opposition website Rooz Online.

The website says Ahmadinejad, known throughout the world as a hard-liner who has threatened Israel with destruction and questioned the Holocaust, is the target of many barbs among the populace in his country.

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Looks like Iran's president stinks to high heven, just like hippies.
1 posted on 04/15/2006 8:48:22 PM PDT by Thunder90
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To: Thunder90

I knew it...the French are already there.


2 posted on 04/15/2006 8:50:02 PM PDT by CWOJackson
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To: Thunder90
A little thin skinned even for a raving maniac.
3 posted on 04/15/2006 8:50:02 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: Thunder90

Everytime I hear of this guy he always sounds highly paranoid.


4 posted on 04/15/2006 8:51:17 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: Thunder90
Geez, what a jerk. Some folks might be thankful for the heads up.

Owl_Eagle

”You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being”

-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

5 posted on 04/15/2006 8:51:49 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Thunder90
He can dish it out but he can't take it. No wonder Ahmedinejad fears for his manhood! ;-)

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

6 posted on 04/15/2006 8:54:06 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Thunder90

Well, for goodness sakes ... wouldn't it be a whole lot easier for him to just bathe?


7 posted on 04/15/2006 8:55:12 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Thunder90

His proper honorific is His Hairyness, and surely shampoo wouldn't hurt. Mossad could provide him with a complimentarty bottle, even without blistering agents.


8 posted on 04/15/2006 8:55:37 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: Thunder90

Maybe we should air drop massive amounts of Irish Spring on the compound of the Revolutionary guard and really hurt his feelings.


9 posted on 04/15/2006 8:55:47 PM PDT by LoudRepublicangirl (loudrepublicangirl)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Like moonbats in this country, islamic radicals can't stand the feeling of soap and warm water on their skin.


10 posted on 04/15/2006 8:56:34 PM PDT by Thunder90
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To: LoudRepublicangirl

Make sure that the soap is made from pig lard.


11 posted on 04/15/2006 8:56:58 PM PDT by Thunder90
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Don't tell me he douses himself with patchouli instead (gagging).


12 posted on 04/15/2006 8:58:53 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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"wouldn't it be a whole lot easier for him to just bathe?"
Nah, it must be a religious duty. Remember Simeon the Stylite? He had been standing on his pillar for 40 years, and his pillar was not equipped with shower. Rains there [a desert] happened rarely. And the pile of Simeon's waste accumulating by the pillar was even more odoriferous than the Stylite himself.
13 posted on 04/15/2006 9:00:41 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: Thunder90

I wonder if he's listed. Maybe one of you would like to give him advice on his nuclear policy.


14 posted on 04/15/2006 9:05:16 PM PDT by KittyKares
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To: Thunder90

When Jawa Report put this up two days ago... I thought they 'may' have been kidding; They were proven right once again.

He must think HE'S the 12th imam.


15 posted on 04/15/2006 9:06:31 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
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To: Thunder90

Warning! Self-imposed fatwa
Do you have a way we can text message him? Too bad.


16 posted on 04/15/2006 9:07:59 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
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I wonder what he'll do when the Viagra spam starts coming to his cell phone.


17 posted on 04/15/2006 9:08:18 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: LoudRepublicangirl

No, it has to be Jean Nate.


18 posted on 04/15/2006 9:08:37 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
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To: Cementjungle

ROFL... or gay messages.


19 posted on 04/15/2006 9:10:09 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
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To: Thunder90

You mean to tell me that "Ringo" can actually use a cellphone? LOL


20 posted on 04/15/2006 9:12:11 PM PDT by headstamp (Nothing lasts forever, Unless it does.)
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