I've never done a scientific survey, but my gut reaction is that the number of attorneys who come from the ranks of strippers is very, very low.
Agreed. There are some things even a stripper will refuse to do;)
Yeah. Even lower for strippers with one felony conviction and working on number two.
You are correct, stripping is a far more honorable profession.
Most strippers wouldn't sink so low as to become attorneys, they have more pride and moral compass than that...