Wait, he isn't? Bush won? Oh, well, umm... we have a draft now! Michael Moore, Charles Rangel, those guys? They knew that a draft was coming if Bush won the election in '04, and now we have one!
We don't? Well, there's a bill in Congress to reinstate the draft! Wait, Rangel himself put it there? Yeah, then it kind of doesn't count...
But I'm sure that the DUmmies will be right about this one! A coup is coming! In January 2009, the DUmmies will be vindicated! One of their predictions will, at long last, be correct!
Well, remember, the DUmmies say that Bush wasn't elected in 2000. If that's so, then he's still got another term after this one, right?
Yeah, what happens to the dummies if Bush wins the 2008 popular vote by write in.