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Quest for larger equipment leads him toward jail
Piladelphia Inquirer ^ | 4/5/2006 | John Shiffman

Posted on 04/05/2006 11:10:35 AM PDT by Neville72

A Lancaster County man pleaded guilty to mailing a bomb to a Chicago doctor whom he paid $8,000 to enlarge his penis.

This is the story of how a man's wayward quest to enlarge his penis landed him in federal court yesterday, pleading guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges.

His offense: building a tiny bomb and mailing it to the cosmetic surgeon who had promised - but failed - to deliver big results. He faces a likely prison sentence of four years or more on a charge more commonly used against terrorists than dissatisfied customers.

(Excerpt) Read more at philly.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: banglist; patriotact; wmds
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1 posted on 04/05/2006 11:10:36 AM PDT by Neville72
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To: Neville72

I don't think I'm going to comment on this one!!!


2 posted on 04/05/2006 11:12:40 AM PDT by conservativehusker (GO BIG RED!!!!)
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To: conservativehusker

Agreed, but I anticipate this thread should evolve into some interesting reading.


3 posted on 04/05/2006 11:15:48 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Doing the job illegals shouldn't do, paying the taxes illegals don't pay.)
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4 posted on 04/05/2006 11:16:33 AM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is to conservatism what Howard Dean is to liberalism)
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To: Neville72

This should be fun.


5 posted on 04/05/2006 11:17:39 AM PDT by mlc9852
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To: Neville72

Oh, man, what a weenie.


6 posted on 04/05/2006 11:18:26 AM PDT by Obadiah
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To: Neville72

sounds like his 'weapon of mass destruction' yielded a small payload.


7 posted on 04/05/2006 11:19:25 AM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.(one nation, under sharia))
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To: Dashing Dasher

Pls ping the usual suspects......


8 posted on 04/05/2006 11:21:20 AM PDT by llevrok (Vote Conservative First.)
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To: Neville72
From his home in Reamstown, he built a bomb out of black gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a nine-volt battery, a model-rocket igniter, and dental floss.

What...no diagram? Irresponsible to publish even this much detail.

9 posted on 04/05/2006 11:22:01 AM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


10 posted on 04/05/2006 11:23:48 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Neville72

bump for later read


11 posted on 04/05/2006 11:24:14 AM PDT by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: Neville72
He faces a likely prison sentence... where he'll likely view other prisoners who will already be equipped with that which he desired so desperately for himself..
12 posted on 04/05/2006 11:25:12 AM PDT by adorno
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To: Neville72

Will he have to submit his wee-wee as evidence or can he simply display it while attached to his body?


13 posted on 04/05/2006 11:26:03 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: ncountylee

With ingenuity like that he should be able to make a bigger pecker on his own.


14 posted on 04/05/2006 11:26:04 AM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: ncountylee

He probably learned how to build it on the Internet.


15 posted on 04/05/2006 11:27:18 AM PDT by mlc9852
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To: Neville72
a man's wayward quest to enlarge his penis landed him in federal court yesterday, pleading guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges.
Must resist the obvious evedentiary cross examination questions......
16 posted on 04/05/2006 11:29:04 AM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever (Political troglodyte with a partisan axe to grind)
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To: Obadiah

obviously we need a gubmint program for men like this.midnight basketball would not have helped.

now he's in jail. seeeeee? you can pay now or you can pay
later.


17 posted on 04/05/2006 11:30:50 AM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.(one nation, under sharia))
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To: Neville72

I wouldn't thinkk that this would be a good story to carry into prison. Roommate Bubba, "What are you in for?


18 posted on 04/05/2006 11:31:45 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: Neville72

I think testimony in federal court on the Paula Jones case revealed Clinton (Bill) had this problem.


19 posted on 04/05/2006 11:32:37 AM PDT by ansel12
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To: Neville72

Seems like a lot of trouble. I've seen hundreds of emails promising those results from taking pills.


20 posted on 04/05/2006 11:34:51 AM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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