[conservative in nyc]

I don't think anyone is stopping Ms. Patterson or anyone else from reporting her income to the IRS. That she can't figure out what to list her profession as is irrelevant. She still owes taxes on her income.

Believe it or not, this is currently top story in the New York Times' New York Metro Section.

[cyborg]

Underground economy keeps the size of government down.

[Graybeard58]

She's making money hand over foot.

[Paleo Conservative]

Well someone has to foot the bill.

[Jackson Brown]

Model is sufficient for this woman.

A prostitute could call herself something like a "party assistant".

Who the heck cares what they call themselves...I know the IRS doesn't?

[Looking4Truth]

It doesn't matter what you put. Over the years I've filled in 'pimp', 'bum', 'welfare cheat', 'mad scientist', 'faith healer' and Lord knows what else as a joke and no one has knocked on my door or given me an audit.

Just like those damn census questions, it's no one else's business but my own.

[therut]

Do As I do and put down-------Taxpayer.

[snarks_when_bored]

"Well, Miss, I think you'll have to file the long form..."

[SuziQ]

Why doesn't she just call herself a self-employed entertainer?

[hosepipe]

Every dollar the federal government don't get the government can't waste..

[KittyKares]

$100/hr! I'm in the wrong business ;-)

[mkjessup]