They left out the brat festival.
"They left out the brat festival."
Those are held on Sunday afternoons, after Church. They drink Wednesday through Saturday and eat brats on Sunday. ;)
We have those in New Orleans. All the rich Tulane girls go out to bars, get wasted, and go home with the nearest guy for technically consensual sexings.
Oh, you mean the sausage. Yeah, I'm not even gonna go there.
Oh...wait...you meant bratwurst.
In that case:
Full Disclosure: I went to Minnesota. Close enough.
Second Disclosure: ...although an alpha male badger beats a metrosexual wanker of a gopher (...err, 13-stripe ground squirrel) for a school mascot any day.
Cheers!