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I could never imagine having the time or money for this.
1 posted on 04/02/2006 1:12:57 PM PDT by NTW64
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2 posted on 04/02/2006 1:16:26 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("Yo, Mike, you vant us to unpimp zis ting lemme hear you say 'vat.'")
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Go Mr. Huibers!!

If I'm ever in The Netherlands, I'll definitely try to come & see it.

3 posted on 04/02/2006 1:17:42 PM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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If you build it they will come.


4 posted on 04/02/2006 1:27:08 PM PDT by farlander (Strategery - sure beats liberalism!)
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I wanted to make the Ten Commandments in stone but the ACLU wont let me.


6 posted on 04/02/2006 1:42:06 PM PDT by fish hawk (TU)
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Thanks for the post I will be in Schagen in June.
I'll look around town and see if I can find it.


7 posted on 04/02/2006 1:49:50 PM PDT by missnry (The truth will set you free!)
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chcck out this link....very enlightning

http://www.worldwideflood.com/ark/hull_form/prop_hull_form.htm

....my own hunch is that 'gopherwood' was in fact bamboo...light,strong,durable,sturdy,,,and easy to cut and carry


9 posted on 04/02/2006 1:57:24 PM PDT by Armigerous ( Non permitte illegitimi te carborundum- "Don't let the bastards grind you down")
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1/5th the size of the original, but still impressive.


10 posted on 04/02/2006 2:00:28 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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A very good testament for the original...


11 posted on 04/02/2006 2:05:30 PM PDT by Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin
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If he EVER tried to put that thing in the water I bet it would sail like a brick...
However I suspect his wife is glad it helped get him off the couch.


14 posted on 04/02/2006 2:24:34 PM PDT by RedMonqey (People who don't who stand for something, will fall for anything.)
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Here is a quack trying to build a replica in the U.S. (with donations of course).

 

 

16 posted on 04/02/2006 2:38:27 PM PDT by peyton randolph (As long is it does me no harm, I don't care if one worships Elmer Fudd.)
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And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed, but I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark."

In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark. In fear and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark.

Remember," said the Lord, "You must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year."

Exactly one year later, fierce storm clouds covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard weeping.

"Noah," the Lord shouted. "Where is the Ark?"

"Lord, please forgive me," cried Noah. "I did my best, but there were big problems." "First, I had to get a permit for construction, and your plans did not meet the codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the plans. Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark needed a sprinkler system and approved floatation devices."

Then, my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission."

Then, I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the U.S. Forest Service that I really needed the wood to save the owls. However, the Fish, Game & Wildlife Service won't let me catch any owls. So no owls."

The carpenters formed a union and went on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now, I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still no owls."

When I started rounding up the other animals, the animal rights group sued me. They objected to me taking only two of each kind aboard. Just when I got the suit dismissed, the EPA notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They did not take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the Universe. Then, the Army Corps of Engineers demanded a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe."

Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am practicing discrimination by not taking godless, unbelieving people aboard."

The IRS has seized my assets claiming that I am building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes. I just got a notice from the State that I owe them some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a 'recreational water craft'."

And finally, the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction against further construction of the Ark, saying that since God is flooding the earth, it's a religious event, and, therefore, unconstitutional."

I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another five or six years."

Noah waited.

The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine, and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up hopefully. "You mean you're not going to destroy the earth, Lord?" "No," the Lord said sadly. "I don't have to. The government already has."

18 posted on 04/02/2006 2:54:42 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (What did Rather know and when did he know it?)
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He should have made a steel hull. According to the Bible the rainbow was given as a sign that the flood would not happen again. Next baptism of the earth is by fire.
19 posted on 04/02/2006 3:53:40 PM PDT by fish hawk (TU)
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Whatever floats your boat.


24 posted on 04/02/2006 4:12:43 PM PDT by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (Give Them Liberty Or Give Them Death! - IT'S ISLAM, STUPID! - Islam Delenda Est! - Rumble thee forth)
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"...smell the smell of the dung."

Is this thing gonna sail to Lubbock, TX?


27 posted on 04/02/2006 4:57:19 PM PDT by 2nd Bn, 11th Mar
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Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa, whoompa(DING!)
Noah!
Somebody call?
Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa(DING!)
Noah!
Who is that?
It's the Lord, Noah
Right!

Where are ya?
What you want? I've been good.
I want you to build an Ark
Right!
What's an Ark?
Get some wood build it
300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits
Right!
What's a cubit?
Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was
Well don't worry about that Noah
When you get that done
Go out into the world and
Collect all of the animals in the world by twos
Male and female, and put them into the ark
Right!
Who is this really?

What's going on?
How come you want me to do all these weird things?
I'm going to destroy the world
Right!
Am I on Candid Camera?

How you gonna do it?
I'm gonna make it rain for a 1,000 days and drown 'em right out
Right!
Listen to this, you'll save water
Let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights
And wait for the sewers back up
Right!

I just wondering,
What would be the effect of an Ark on the average neighbor?
Now, here's a guy going to work, 7 o'clock in the morning
Noah's next door neighbor and he sees the Ark.
Hey!
You up there!
What you want?
What is this?
It's an Ark
Aha
You wanna get it outta my driveway?
I gotta get to work!
Listen, what this thing for anyway?
I can't tell you
Hahahahaha!
Well, I mean can't you give me a little hint?
You wanna a hint?
Yes, please
How long can you tread water?
Hahahah!

 

32 posted on 04/14/2006 11:27:00 PM PDT by txroadkill (Don't believe anything the MSM tells you until it has been checked out by Howlin & Buckhead !)
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What a fantastic project !!!


33 posted on 04/14/2006 11:33:57 PM PDT by Dustbunny (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist)
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