[Publius6961]

Let me see...
I discover a corelation between A and B. If you use that corelation to accomplish something else, you must pay me royalties.

OK I will patent the corelation between glass, nails and sharp metal objects, flat tires, and the need to change out the flat.
Everyone anywhere who changes a flat tire from now on must send me a buck.
I will be watching!!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Good luck!

[Bob]

OK I will patent the corelation between glass, nails and sharp metal objects, flat tires, and the need to change out the flat.
Everyone anywhere who changes a flat tire from now on must send me a buck.
I will be watching!!

Hah! I've got you beat. I've just patented the correlation between FR threads and the words "bump" and "bttt". I'm gonna be rich. Muahahaha. :=)

BTW, bump. (I don't have to pay myself.)