This guy's name is Shmueley?
Posted on 03/18/2006 7:03:00 PM PST by goldstategop
Sounds like sour grapes from fat women getting pissed off that they are not being dated.
????,I was only stating a FACT of life.
Don't read anything into it on my part.
This guy's name is Shmueley?
You have quite the way with words!
LOL!!!!
BARF!
GREAT graphic!
Sadly true.
Its is true, but what about in the sack? Most men think they are super studs in bed. Do women think the opposite of themselves?
Hope you enjoy my post 418, Double D!!!!
Here's a translation of her phrase:
"sweet" = spends lots of money on her
"dashing" = rolls over on her command like a dog
"built like a man" = in the most important muscle, the walletus maximus
I'm late to the party, but thanks for the thread; funny. My latest experience on the subject: (cocktail hour conversation) I asked my daughter's friend if he was seeing anyone and he said there was no one good out there. He's 20-something, overweight, flabby, balding, underemployed and sarcastic. I asked him what he was looking for and he described a Barbie doll. Said she had to be a "10." I know that he's going to get old and bitter and perhaps send for a mail order bride when he scrapes up the $$, but I just wished him luck. Right behind him stood a "6" with brains and a sweet personality rolling her eyes.
Obviously you've never dated a Jewish woman. I have... many of them. While the nymphomania that is typical of them is nice, the mouth and attitudes (which can roughly be described as "divine right to be treated as royalty") make it extremely difficult to deal with them over the long term.
I calls 'em like I sees 'em.
If your legs reach all the way to the ground, you're tall enough. I think short works well on women.
If you hit him on the head with a 2X4, do you think that would help?
They just aren't being very supportive, are they?
As a rule, I don't read your posts.
My two cents worth:
Ladies love outlaws. Particularly rich outlaws. If you want to run a woman off, tell her you love her and then act like you love her. Buy her things. Spend time with her. Talk to her. Think about her needs. WHAMMO! The female suspicion gene kicks in. You must not be a real man. Real men treat women like pieces of meat. Run. Run. Run.
parsy, who has learned to like comic books, guitars, movies, and has given up pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
I have to admit that when I did meet my GF her looks where important
Now they are merely the icing on the cake
But man do I still love to look at her !!!
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