[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

You know what I'm saying though. The bags had to have different feels to them. This kid probably had your obligatory kid's plastic backpack with the Hello Kitty character on it, for pete's sake, as opposed to a woman's designer bag.

The kid tattled on her mom, mom will do some jail time, the kid will get kicked out of school, mom will lose her job, will be unable to defend herself from the D.C. vermin, and the kid will wind up in some relative's home to be molested by an uncle or half-brother.

[ClearCase_guy]

This kid probably had your obligatory kid's plastic backpack with the Hello Kitty character on it, for pete's sake, as opposed to a woman's designer bag.

My first thought. I don't see how the kid could accidently grab the DKNY bag when she meant to grab her own backpack.

And your assessment of the tragedies awaiting this family are probably spot on.