I don't mind a bearded clam every now and then....
Don't worry. PETA is already having protest posters made to use against wearers of crab fur coats. SPCA is also gearing up a campaign against harvesting these innocent creatures. The Sierra Club has requested they be placed on the endangered species list. Enviro-whacos have initiated action to protect their habitat. DNC fax machines are busy transmitting talking points which say it this creature is the results of Bush's war on terror.
You guys and gals can carry on from here...
Could use a trim.