Life's a Bitch... Let's not nominate one!
Its so hard out here to be a Pimp!
(Oh, boo, hoo, hoo!)
Its so hard out here to be a Pimp!
(Life gets easier if you get a real job)
Its so hard out here to be a Christian
PROTECT AMERICA'S WETLANDS! STOP BUILDING LEVEES IN NEW ORLEANS!
YOUR FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE: Your MAYOR, Your GOVERNOR,
Your NATIONAL GUARD. May they serve you well and wisely!)
What do you do if your favorite Liberal is incompetent?
No problem! Blame a Republican!
The ENTIRE State of Florida has an evacuation plan.
Does NEW ORLEANS HAVE ONE YET?
Don't Build Public Housing In A Fishbowl!
Send Mayor Nagin A Box Of White Chocolate!
[response to his 'N.O. will be a chocolate city' comment]
SAY NO! TO YELLOW JOURNALISM!
WHAT LEGACY WILL THE LEFTSTREAM MEDIA LEAVE BEHIND?
DOOM & GLOOM, SENSATIONALIST, YELLOW JOURNALISM LIBERAL PRESS
FILL IN THE BLANK:
Poor, Pitiful, Pathetic, Hapless, Helpless, Lazy, Lame, Liberal [...........] <--- Put name of a State HERE
FAITH HILL IS "SMRT"
TIM McGRAW IS "SMRT 2"
A FISH BOWL IS FOR FISH, NOT FOR POOR PEOPLE!
Any Slacker Can Be A Pimp. A Real Man Loves Jesus!