Subject: How Islamic men handle their wives
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Posted on 03/04/2006 9:15:58 AM PST by rickmichaels
You can't make this stuff up! Everyone should get a load of that page!
Even Allah is subject to the laws of supply and demand. So yeah, camel's ass.
Is it OK for a couple to pet on the first date, assuming they're mature and libral enough?
What's the proper etiquette for draining a corpse after it has been beheaded? Enquiring minds want to know.
Imam: Of course. Just make sure you are not late for prayers.
Pious Muslim: But Imam, it is illegal in MO to beat your wife!
Imam: Fret not, young Achmed. America's foolish fear of offending Islam ensures you wont be troubled by MO authorities.
Pious Muslim: God is Great!
LOL......I know muslims are brainless yet this site is something else.
1.In our locality, people are facing difficulties due to scarcity of water during summers. Some people take a few buckets of water from the mosque. There’s much controversy over this issue as some people say that Masjid’s property is Waqf and can’t be used for the personal purpose. Kindly explain the ruling of Shariah in this matter. 2.If during masturbation/ intercourse ejaculation is prevented by pressing some vein, would ghusl be still obligatory
Dear Imam,
My beloved goat Aisha and I no longer have the spark that we used to when we first met. Oh, the courtship was so romantic! But now the flame is gone and Aisha just doesn't show any interest in me anymore.
Is there any way for us to recapture the romance?
Abu in Arabia
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I hve this doubt tht my wudu brks du 2 wind whn im prfrmng all typs of namazs.I dnt hear or smel nything but i feel as if i pased wind.
Especially happens when im in tashahud and sajdah.Its driving me crazy as i keep on making wudhu like 2 or 3 times
Not Scrappleface but close. It is the koran.
Apparently they can't charge interest on loans or take out interest-bearing loans. I'll leave an analysis of the economic effects of this policy to your imaginations.
The Imam told her she was going to hell.
(2) On some occasions I smell something foul. (A similar smell to that of wind). I am confident I didn’t pass wind. Does the smell of something foul alone break wudu if I am certain that I didn’t pass wind.
(3) While reciting quraan during salaat I lot of saliva builds up in the mouth. (a) If I swallow the saliva will that break my salaat. (b) Sometimes some saliva comes out of the mouth. Will this break salaat?
Answer: 1) In both instances, 1 and 2 your Wudhu will only break if you are certain that you passed wind. Your Wudhu will not become invalid due to mere assumption. These doubts are the insinuations of Shaitaan, which we were taught by Rasoolullah (S.A.W.) to ignore. 2) a. Your Salaah will not break by swallowing the saliva. b. Your Salaah will be valid. and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best
Just be careful about having an open flame near a fatwa. Shi'ite could happen!
Dear Abu in Arabia
Camels are like that..
The Imam dude
Somebody used to mine that site and post the best stuff here like that guy does with the DUmmie FUnnies.
The best one I remember was a guy worried that the invisible jiniis (genies) that are apparently anywhere and everywhere might see his private parts when he went to the bathroom.
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