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Posted on 03/04/2006 9:15:58 AM PST by rickmichaels
Islamic Q & A with Mufti Ebrahim Desai
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To: rickmichaels
If I kill an infidel, will my 72 virgins be beautiful or will they look like a camel's ass?
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:19:14 AM PST
by
Andy from Beaverton
(I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
To: rickmichaels
You can't make this stuff up! Everyone should get a load of that page!
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:20:20 AM PST
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: Andy from Beaverton
I imagine that the virgin to suicide bomber ratio is getting a bit out of hand. Hawt Muslim chicks are hard enough to find already. Especially hawt Muslim chicks that die virgins.
Even Allah is subject to the laws of supply and demand. So yeah, camel's ass.
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:21:54 AM PST
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
Is it OK for a couple to pet on the first date, assuming they're mature and libral enough?
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:22:12 AM PST
by
zarf
(It's time for a college football playoff system.)
To: rickmichaels
What's the proper etiquette for draining a corpse after it has been beheaded? Enquiring minds want to know.
To: rickmichaels
Pious Muslim: Imam, is ok to beat my wife on the Holy Day?
Imam: Of course. Just make sure you are not late for prayers.
Pious Muslim: But Imam, it is illegal in MO to beat your wife!
Imam: Fret not, young Achmed. America's foolish fear of offending Islam ensures you wont be troubled by MO authorities.
Pious Muslim: God is Great!
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:23:24 AM PST
by
cardinal4
(The 9-11 Commission, America's National Shame)
To: sheik yerbouty
LOL......I know muslims are brainless yet this site is something else.
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:23:28 AM PST
by
indcons
(The MSM - Mainstream Slime Merchants)
To: rickmichaels
1.In our locality, people are facing difficulties due to scarcity of water during summers. Some people take a few buckets of water from the mosque. Theres much controversy over this issue as some people say that Masjids property is Waqf and cant be used for the personal purpose. Kindly explain the ruling of Shariah in this matter. 2.If during masturbation/ intercourse ejaculation is prevented by pressing some vein, would ghusl be still obligatory
1)The masjid property is an amaanat (trust). It is not appropriate to use the masjid facilities for personal use. The trustees of the masjid should ensure that the masjid property is not abused. If anybody has used the masjid resources for personal use, it is necessary that he compensates the masjid for that.
2)According to the hanafi madhab, until ejaculation has does not take place, ghusl is not necessary.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...kaaaaaaaaaaay.
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:25:00 AM PST
by
2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
(When Bush says "we mustn't act like clowns," the RATS don their multi-colored wigs and greasepaint.)
To: rickmichaels
Dear Imam,
My beloved goat Aisha and I no longer have the spark that we used to when we first met. Oh, the courtship was so romantic! But now the flame is gone and Aisha just doesn't show any interest in me anymore.
Is there any way for us to recapture the romance?
Abu in Arabia
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:26:11 AM PST
by
thecabal
("Now die monkeys and stop saying Muslims are terrorists,we are peaceful people!")
To: cardinal4
Subject: How Islamic men handle their wives
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:26:31 AM PST
by
Andy from Beaverton
(I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
To: rickmichaels
Is a desecration to kill a pig with the prophet's image on it?
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:26:50 AM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: indcons
I hve this doubt tht my wudu brks du 2 wind whn im prfrmng all typs of namazs.I dnt hear or smel nything but i feel as if i pased wind.
Especially happens when im in tashahud and sajdah.Its driving me crazy as i keep on making wudhu like 2 or 3 times
This HAS to be Scrappleface....?
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:26:57 AM PST
by
GRRRRR
(ACLU, Hitliary and DemonRats are the Enemies of AMERICA and FREEDOM)
To: GRRRRR
Not Scrappleface but close. It is the koran.
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:28:22 AM PST
by
indcons
(The MSM - Mainstream Slime Merchants)
To: rickmichaels
Apparently they can't charge interest on loans or take out interest-bearing loans. I'll leave an analysis of the economic effects of this policy to your imaginations.
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:29:41 AM PST
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
There was one question from a woman who started masturbating because her husband was out of town and she needed to, y'know, relieve some tension.
The Imam told her she was going to hell.
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:31:21 AM PST
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: sheik yerbouty
Question: 1) While praying salaat I constantly feel like I have passed wind. (No sound or smell is produced). At times I end up doing wudu 4 or 5 times for one namaaz. If I am in doubt is my wudu & salaat valid ?
(2) On some occasions I smell something foul. (A similar smell to that of wind). I am confident I didnt pass wind. Does the smell of something foul alone break wudu if I am certain that I didnt pass wind.
(3) While reciting quraan during salaat I lot of saliva builds up in the mouth. (a) If I swallow the saliva will that break my salaat. (b) Sometimes some saliva comes out of the mouth. Will this break salaat?
Answer: 1) In both instances, 1 and 2 your Wudhu will only break if you are certain that you passed wind. Your Wudhu will not become invalid due to mere assumption. These doubts are the insinuations of Shaitaan, which we were taught by Rasoolullah (S.A.W.) to ignore. 2) a. Your Salaah will not break by swallowing the saliva. b. Your Salaah will be valid. and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best
To: indcons
Just be careful about having an open flame near a fatwa. Shi'ite could happen!
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:33:25 AM PST
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: thecabal
Dear Abu in Arabia
Camels are like that..
The Imam dude
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:33:50 AM PST
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead 13 year old girls to prove it...)
To: rickmichaels
Somebody used to mine that site and post the best stuff here like that guy does with the DUmmie FUnnies.
The best one I remember was a guy worried that the invisible jiniis (genies) that are apparently anywhere and everywhere might see his private parts when he went to the bathroom.
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posted on
03/04/2006 9:34:00 AM PST
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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