[Hill of Tara]

"A U.S. Border Patrol agent in El Paso shot at a group of people hurling rocks at him from across the Rio Grande on Thursday. No one was injured. " .........Aww, shucks. What the Border Patrol needs is some of these. It's time for accuracy. No more misses!

[spokeshave]

Maybe shrillary can go down there and dispatch a few illegal miscreants with a fast flung ash tray or two.