Jane Fonda Roast June 1st Atlanta Georgia Aquarium

The Georgia Campaign for Adolescent Pregnancy Prevention (G-CAPP) ^ | Feb. 24, 2006 | G-CAPP

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2006 Celebrity Roast Information Jane. Well Done.

A Celebrity Roast of Jane Fonda to benefit G-CAPP

Thursday, June 1, 2006

7:00 pm

Georgia Aquarium

Atlanta, GA

Confirmed Roasters Include:

Eve Ensler, Carrie Fisher, Rosie O'Donnell

Debbie Reynolds, Wanda Sykes, Ted Turner

MC: Larry King

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http://www.gcapp.org/G-CAPP/premiere.htm

[RandallFlagg]

BYON?

(bring your own napalm)

[conservativewasp]

I'd love to put her on the spit myself!

[11Bush]

Oh, that kind of 'roast'.

Had my matches and kindling ready to go.

[ExcursionGuy84]

I'll be standing by with the Petroleum-jelly flamethrower. Just kidding

[Army Air Corps]

I think that there are some Vietnamese folks who had to flee their country in 1975 who may have some choice and explicit words for her...

[winner3000]

You mean she will not actually be roasted? Based on the title I had high hopes. I be quite a few patriotic Americans would have paid to see that.

[LK44-40]

Larry King would disappear in the first flame like a very dry old newspaper while JF probably still has enough noxious juice to let out a couple of whimpers. (It would be wrong to be an agent of such an act but fun to be a spectator!)

[b4its2late]

This guys not on the list?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Eve Ensler, Carrie Fisher, Rosie O'Donnell Debbie Reynolds, Wanda Sykes, Ted Turner

MC: Larry King

Yep, this collection of left-wing goofballs should really "roast" her alright.

[Incorrigible]

Some roasters those are...

Someone invite the Swift Boat Vets. And if John McCain weren't running for President, I would like to see him all torqued up and ready to unload on Jane.

I'm sure a few Vietnam Vet FReepers would love to be on the dais as well.

[Element187]

ROFL .. man we need some sharp shooter comedians doing the roast to lay the vietnam/traitor stuff on the table ... too bad it will be controlled and all the jokes would probabaly be about her exercise videos.

[randog]

I'd love to put her on the spit myself!

I'd love to put the spit on her. The real question is: Would she look better wearing Copenhagen or Skoal?

[camle]

just throw her in the shark tank and don't bother roasting her - they'll eat her raw.

[Jonah Hex]

You forgot the "professional courtesy" factor...

[StarCMC]

I got the fire going...

[Broker]

Anybody talented enough to post some of these classic Jane glamor shots?

http://www.gcapp.org/G-CAPP/2005PremierePhotos.htm

[manwiththehands]

Every once in a while the winds carry the stench from the local sewage treatment facility over by where I work. This hippy love-in is probably going to smell worse.

[uncitizen]

We need two volunteers to pick her up and throw her into the shark tank.

[Broker]

Day of Work, Beechnut or Redman work best in this case.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[Incorrigible]

Glamour shots?  Baaah

Hanoi Jane and friends

 

[dfwgator]

Too bad they can't put some Piranhas in that "aquarium."

[Broker]

There are more.. Thanks these are priceless images of her royal highnass.

[JoeSixPack1]

When this bitch dies, they won't need filler dirt to cover the coffin.
Enough of us will gladly crap on her grave to fill it up.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[get'emall]

bttt

[MarineBrat]

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Debbie Reynolds?!?! Say it ain't so!

[FlyVet]

Flossing in public is really tacky.

[Slings and Arrows]

"May we come?"

[Broker]

$25,000 you can be a PATRON

[ALOHA RONNIE]

.

With her backing Communism over Freedom for South Vietnam long ago
...JANE FONDA has already roasted millions of innocent once Free Vietnamese.


Bringing us in the end for all to see:

Pictures of a vietnamese Re-Education Camp

http://www.Freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1308949/posts


Bringing heavy tears of sororw to GOD's Eyes.

.

[A.A. Cunningham]

Attire: Black Pajamas

[Broker]

A Celebrity Roast of Jane Fonda to benefit G-CAPP
Corporate Sponsor Benefits
$100,000 Inferno
$75,000 Blaze
Celebrity Roast Benefits
Invitation for four (Company CEO, COO, CFO or President) to
Major Donor Reception with Jane Fonda & celebrity guests
Invitation for ten to Patron Party
Seating for twenty at Celebrity Roast, Dinner and Auction
Opportunity for Jane Fonda to speak about G-CAPP at
company event
Company name or logo featured on:
Event invitation and auction brochure
Event program and signage
Event publicity (logo placement, press release,
advertisements)
G-CAPP Web site with link to company site
G-CAPP Annual Report
Conference Benefits
Full page ad in conference program
Company table at Vision in Action Award Ceremony
Vision in Action Award presented by company representative
with Jane Fonda
Exhibit space at Conference Marketplace
Inclusion of company premiums/literature in conference tote
Company name or logo on G-CAPP Web site
2007 Advocacy Day &
Legislative Reception Benefits
Invitation for eight to Legislative Reception

[VadeRetro]

How do you roast a truly despicable person and make it funny?

[Mr. Brightside]

"I'm ready for the Jane Fonda roast.
Where's she at?"

[Fintan]

 

[DustyMoment]

Are they literally gonna roast the cow or is this . . . . . . . never mind. I found it.




RATS!!!