[TVenn]

What next, "Mexico in charge of U.S. border security"?

[no-to-illegals]

You mean they aren't?

Could have fooled me!

[ridesthemiles]

What next, "Mexico in charge of U.S. border security"?""

Right along with:
O J Simpson in charge of batter women's facilities

Ted Kennedy in charge of driving schools, particularly around water.

ETC