I discovered what a hippie was in the 6th grade. I correctly tagged the teachers I didn't like as annoying brainless flower-child freaks, though I had not yet learned the word "liberal".
South Park is real-world. The beauty of the show is that no matter how raunchy and wrong the kids are -- the leftist adults are far more revolting on every level (morally, behaviorally, common sensibly, etc).
Future wife? Good luck, buddy. I suggest you look into one of those mail-order brides.