Posted on 02/15/2006 7:09:24 PM PST by doug from upland
Well, see that look that is in reporters' eyes...they are hoping that he soon will die
If Whittington should breathe no more...they will all be thrilled down to the core
For now he's all right, he's all right...but they are checking day and night
If on his screen there's no more blip...the liberals are all gonna flip
For his death they're praying, they want no more delaying
But he's staying alive, Harry's alive
They all want the story and want it to be gory
But he's staying alive, Harry's alive
Ah ha ha ha....stayin' alive...Harry's alive
Ah ha ha ha...Harry's ali-i-i-i-i-i-ive...he's still alive
We all know they hate Cheney so very much...all these reporters are so out of touch
Gregory looks like an utter fool...Scott should skewer him in a real duel
For now he's all right, he's all right...but they are checking day and night
If on his screen there's no more blip...the liberals are all gonna flip
For his death they're praying, they want no more delaying
But he's staying alive, Harry's alive
They all want the story and want it to be gory
But he's staying alive, Harry's alive
Ah ha ha ha....stayin' alive...Harry's alive
Ah ha ha ha...Harry's ali-i-i-i-i-i-ive...still alive
They want manslaughter...Cheney manslaughter...they really want it bad
They want him nailed now...they think they've got him now...they're all going mad
Well, you can tell by their feeding frenzy play...they will not let this thing go away
Foaming mouths in liberal land...they are believing Cheney will be canned
For now he's all right, he's all right...but they are checking day and night
If on his screen there's no more blip...the liberals are all gonna flip
For his death they're praying, they want no more delaying
But he's staying alive, Harry's alive
They all want the story and want it to be gory
But he's staying alive, Harry's alive
Ah ha ha ha....stayin' alive...Harry's alive
Ah ha ha ha...Harry's ali-i-i-i-i-i-ive...alive
They want manslaughter...Cheney manslaughter...they really want it bad
They want him nailed now...they think they've got him now...they're all going mad
They want manslaughter...Cheney manslaughter...they really want it bad
They want him nailed now...they think they've got him now...they're all going mad
They want manslaughter...Cheney manslaughter...they really want it bad
They want him nailed now...they think they've got him now...they're all going mad
They want manslaughter...Cheney manslaughter...they really want it bad
They want him nailed now...they think they've got him now...they're all going mad
Oh according to them, he's been on ice in the morgue
since it happened.
Looooooooooooonnnns!
One of your best, Doug!
Doug - a true poet, but don't know it.
That is your best one ever.
Do we have a bunch of disco fans on FR? :)
Brilliant Doug, and yes, I'm a former disco queen. Saturday Night Live is still one of my favorite movies.
I marvel at your ability to write these so quickly and hit the major points right on the money!
Many thanks for the entertainment.
Wow! This ranks up there with "California's Screaming." One of your best.
Have you ever been in touch with the Capitol Steps?
The MSM has a done deal!
For his death they're praying, they want no more delaying
But he's staying alive, Harry's alive
They all want the story and want it to be gory
But he's staying alive, Harry's alive
Ah ha ha ha....stayin' alive...Harry's alive
Ah ha ha ha...Harry's ali-i-i-i-i-i-ive...alive
Yer killin' me here...
You are so awesome, Doug! Perfect!
Mr Whittington is 78 and likely would have died of natural causes in the next 10 years. I predict the press will keep close track of him and when he does pass the question of Dick Cheney's culpability will be revisited.
Good one, Doug!
I've not spoken with them. If things work out as I have been told, I may finally have YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED, Vol. 1 out soon. We will see.
Saturday Night Live was good ---- but how about Saturday Night Fever? :)
Thanks. It has absolutely been my pleasure to have the opportunity to share them here. I hope many years from now when I am gone, people we'll see these as part of the historical record of our times.
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