To: suspects
What we would like to see:
Dear Senators Clinton, Schumer, Kerry and Kennedy,
You are cordially invited to my ranch in Wyoming next week for a large picnic and quail hunt. You will be my guests of honor and sit at the head table and be at the front of the line at the hunt. All necessary gear will be provided free of charge, courtesy of my good friend Jack A. (Sen. Kerry, you can bring your own hunting gun if you like.) All game shot will be on the menu and cooked to your liking.
RSVP by 2-18-2006
Yours truly,
Dead Eye Dick
14 posted on
02/15/2006 1:00:13 PM PST by
hophead
("Enjoy Every Sandwich")
To: hophead
Pretty funny on Fox news at awhile ago some dem was saying Cheney wasn't a "straight shooter"! I almost did a coffee spew on that one. great choice of words!
15 posted on
02/15/2006 1:11:43 PM PST by
LYSandra
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