I do collection work for small businesses. I don't make big dollar pay days. I try to get payment for people who provided services but were not paid.
I am sick of lawyer jokes knowing the work I put in to get some satisfaction for hard working businesspeople who get screwed by deadbeats.
I have never, never, never heard a lawyer speak in any way that was humble or self-effacing. Not once has a lawyer admitted that their profession (and our legal system) is entirely out of touch with the average American. Never once has a lawyer told me their are too many laws on the books, and that laws should reflect our culture, our morality, and of course, our Constitution. Why do you think this is true? I have a beloved sister and cousin who are lawyers, and though they are great people, they have yet to admit that "the system" is indeed rigged to BENEFIT LAWYERS first and foremost. Why? As a physician, I can tell you that doctors (the good ones) are the first to bemoan our broken system and scorn inappropriate physicians who order unnecessary tests, and generally have lost what qualities make medicine a noble profession. There is NONE OF THAT in the lawyer culture. Why? Because you are exactly like Islamists - unable/unwilling to police your own, kow towing to a false God (written words), unaware/indifferent to common decency and right vs. wrong in an ethical sense. Also, a large percentage of you are soul-less, vapid, gouls, who would make a hyaena blush and a $hit bird vomit.