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To: defconw; AliVeritas
With Mark's ever expanding Empire bringing you newbies to the center of the Universe we know as the Levin Lounge, it is probably time to share the Levin Lounge Drinking Rules

The Lounge is managed by Tired of Laundry. She has the keys and knows where the pickled eggs and pepperoni sticks are hidden.

None the less - all are welcome as long as you buy a round, now and again.

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Levin Lounge Drinking Rules (any excuse, really)

All hoist a drink of your choice when Mark says some key words, such as - Get off the phone, you big ______________ !
Halliburton
Schmuck (As in "Chucky Schmucky Schumer" or other derivatives of the verb - to schmuck)
"Thank me very much".
Y'ello! Y'ello! Y'ello! (three in a row)
If a FR'r calls in and is acknowledged by himself, the Great One, drain the bar dry !

Don't forget to tip your waiter / waitress on the way out - and turn out the lights. There are sacred salmon giving their lives in dam turbines for your electricity. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

- llevrok, in perpetual "sono" mode. 25-30, by.

9 posted on 02/08/2006 3:01:30 PM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa.)
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To: llevrok

Thanks; I needed a rules refresher! Maybe you should also mention the peanut shells.


17 posted on 02/08/2006 3:05:27 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: llevrok; All

Thanks for posting the rules--hope I don't screw up. Hello everybody. I've been looking forward to this all day! Cheers!


29 posted on 02/08/2006 3:10:12 PM PST by the-gooroo
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To: AliVeritas
I bequeeth keeper of the Lounge rules to you, Ali.

You are the only one I know (sofaman a very close second) with the fortitude to be face down in the guac (as I used to be passed out on the bar floor) and still capabale of ensuring an orderly adherance of the rules whilst plastered.

TTFN

60 posted on 02/08/2006 3:18:25 PM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa.)
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