"You're a Hitler!"
"I know you are, but what am I? Ha ha...hehehehe!"
"Nuh-uh! I am rubber and you are glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you!"
"You're like three Hitlers!"
"Well, you're like four!"
"Well, you're like a hundred!"
"You're a million Hitlers!"
"You're infinity hitlers!"
"You're infinity plus one!"
"Jerk! I'm telling the teacher!"
*sticks out tongue*
"You're a Hitler!"
"I know you are, but what am I? Ha ha...hehehehe!"