[mkjessup]

[Cue Mickey Mouse voice]: Hey there boys and girls! Here's your BIG CHANCE to send an appropriate birthday greeting to that little guy with bad hair in Pyongyang who has bad karma out the ying-yang! You have until February 15th, everybody neat and pretty? ("NEAT AND PRETTY"), then ON with the SHOW!

[Para-Ord.45]

"I`m so ronery"

[ChadGore]

so ronrey

[digger48]

Sorry Kim....I done flushed your present a couple hours ago.

[BackInBlack]

Ohhh...haro Hans Brix!

[Tennessee_Bob]

Hey! This is great! My chocolate lab/Staffordshire terror has been making birthday presents for him for the last couple months!

[NonValueAdded]

Reminds me of those old Hogan's Heroes episodes when they would use Hitler's birthday to throw a party to cover blowing up a train, etc. Perhaps NK would be parading a nuke as part of the celebration and ... ooops!

[Allegra]

Screw the Super Bowl...this is a reason for a PARTY!

[BfloGuy]

This is a very joyous holiday in which the Korean people celebrate in a myriad of ways

Yay! Extra rations of water and dirt for everyone!

[silverleaf]

When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a Valentine,
birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
If I built nukes, perhaps 1, 2 or 3
? would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Hmm------mmm---mmmh.
You'll be older, too.
Aaah, and if you say the word,
I could play games with you.

I could be handy, mending a fuse,
when your lights have gone.
We can talk agreements by the fireside,
Sunday mornings, go for a ride.
Digging a tunnel, eating some weeds
who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
when I'm sixty four?

If talks fail we can rent a bunker on the Yellow Sea
if it's not too dear.
We shall scrimp and save.
Ah, satellites traveling overhead,
Perhaps we shall salute and wave!

Send me a postcard, drop me a line
stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say,
yours sincerely, "glowing away".
Give me your answer, fill in a form,
mine forever more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
when I'm sixty four?

[PzLdr]

In '68 or '69 I was on my way to a DMZ marker with a cupcake and a candle to "celebrate" the old man's birthday by lighting the candle and blowing away the first NKPA dude to show up. Unfortunately, the People's Psychotic Republic of Korea chose that night to shoot down a U.S aircraft, so insteasd of "Happy Birthday to Yu", me and the boys spent the night on the highest hill in our sector, waiting for further shenanigans from the Hasppy Hanghuks.

[DainBramage]

"Hoppy buh-day to meee! "

[DeaconNoGood]

Lets send him a BOOBY-TRAPPED SUITCASE NUKE as a birthday gift.

Birthday card is to read as follows:

Dear Leader,

It is with heart felt respect and appreciation that the people of the United States of America send our greetings and this gift of great value.

We have wronged you for many years and ask for your forgiveness.

This gift is a token of our sincere desire to join your many admirers in wishing you a Happy Birthday.

May it be one of the "brightest" days of your life.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Happy Birthday, Kim "Men Ta Li" Il!

(May I recommend the non-nuclear candles for your cake?)

[kingu]

Download the Google Earth software if you haven't already.

Go to P'yongyang.

Look at the 12 lane highway with a dozen cars on it, streets empty...

Sad.

[TexasPatriot8]

Can I send him a ceremonial sepaku blade, with gold and rubies inlaid on the hilt, complete with fast acting poison and instructions and diagrams on how to use it? I'll put a pretty red bow on the box too. :)

[RichInOC]

"...Go, go, go, go, go,
"Go, shawty, ish ya birfday,
"We gon' pawty like ish ya birfday,
"We gon' sip soju like ish ya birfday..."

[gaijin]

Read, "The Aquariums of Pyoumyang"..! EXCELLENT...!