"If we wanted you maggots to have a wife we would issue you one." - Unknown Drill Sargent.
That's all I ever heard in Basic too. "If the Army wanted you to have a wife, it would issue you one!"
Of course, I didn't listen and married a woman who didn't have a clue about the Military and looked upon it as any other 9 to 5 job.
Funniest part was during the divorce, she actually tried to have it written into the divorce that she would have access to my GI Bill benefits.