If you were being coy or sarcastic, it is best to use / sarc or / coy as your comment did not look at all like you are claiming.
Future reference.
Welcome to FR.
"Save your paranoia for someone who deserves it."
Considering that comment, perhaps you aren't here for honest reasons.
Please, I know far too well that people will try and play caricatures of conservatives to gain points on whatever DU ripoff site they frequent. I don't feel any need to defend my conservativism to anyone, and I take it as personal insult when people question it because I happen to disagree with another conservative. Hence, I've spent the better part of an hour articulating precisely why the original article is so terribly flawed.