Funny, I was thinking about this very thing today. Now that homos are the "good guys" in our society and conservative Christians are the bad guys, I thought it would be good to create a "Conservative Agenda"...
Similar concept.
5:30am - Get up, make some coffee, read the WSJ
6:30am - Shower, make bed and clean room
7:30am - Go to work
6:30pm - Go home, eat dinner, spend time with wife and children
8:30pm - Hannity and Colmes
9:30pm - Prepare a list for tommorrow's work day
According to them it is:
5:30am Get up, turn on Fox, get your day's talking points
6:00am Shower, wake up kids, make them bow to Jesus in front of a burning cross, condemning all the evil sinners in the world.
6:30am Get in SUV and drive to work by self
7:00am Get insider tip to make thousands in the stock market while putting hard working Americans out of work.
8:00am oogle the secretary and make crude comments to co-workers
8:15am coffee break, tell jokes about gays and minorities
9:00am sell stock and take the rest of the day off.
9:30am Tee Time. Golf with buddies where you brag about how great the economy is treating you and that you don't see any problems with employment
12:00noon Turn on Rush, listen to indoctrination for the next 3 hours.
3:00pm Go to Wal-Mart just to look around.
3:10pm steal candy from small child in Wal-mart parking lot
3:11pm kick over old woman in wheelchair and joke "hope you had a nice fall!"
3:15pm Snear at beggar with squeegee at intersection.
etc etc.
THIS IS how the left sees us. The "journalist" who wrote the article touched on several of these points.