Apparently, Noah also thinks he's a poet.
http://www.thehypertexts.com/Noah_Hoffenberg_Poet_Poetry_Picture_Bio.htm
Sorry for not linking it, I'm too lazy tonight to go find the code.
Based on a quick scan of "Don't Let Them Strap You To The Apparatus" and "The Perfect Hands of Max Beckmann", I suspect our Mr. Hoffenburg is a very sick puppy himself...
I'm getting a very ugly picture of this corner of Vermont...