[Moose4]

I find it amusingly ironic that the professor doing a report on gun crime that explodes the Liberal's myths...is named Mauser.

}:-)4

[Redbob]

Reminds me of the professor who did a seminal study on motorcycle accidents a number of years ago:
Harry Hurt!

I couldn't make this up.

[GMMAC]

About 15-20 years ago, there was a guy just outside of Toronto on trial before a "Judge Bark" who'd been charged with having sex with his neighbor's dog. (straight goods!)

At the time, there were jokes going around like "... if only he'd drawn Judge Katz" & "... if Judge Bark happens to be one, any plea-bargain will need to include his agreement to raise the pups Catholic")