[newfarm4000n]

Israel's acting prime minister, MK Ehud Olmert, has declared war, not against Hamas or the Islamic Jihad, but against unauthorized Jewish communities in Judea and Samaria.

This post is pure propaganda . Of course Israel has for practical purposes declared war on hams and Islamic Jihad . This demeans the great work done by the IDF in hunting down and "Dealing with" Islamic terrorists. These settlers are just a tax guzzling ultra spoilt minority . Just wait for the elections.

[SJackson]

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This will be a much easier war to win.

[familyop]

"Acting PM Olmert: War Against Unauthorized Jewish Communities"

All of the members and fans of Hamas, Fatah and Hezbollah will cry in sympathy, want to hug all of the people of Israel, beg for forgiveness and want to sing songs of peace after seeing that news.

The road map to western Europe's heart is a huge success! I'm so happy!

[*sniff* *sob* Here come the D-9s, and I want to go out happy. I'd better sit in front of them but behind some rubble, so the drivers won't see me.





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And to anyone who is humor impaired, that was a joke.