Why is it always a crackpot who sees a UFO and not someone we can believe?
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Posted on 01/13/2006 5:05:29 PM PST by Shermy
Take me to your leader: Former President Jimmy Carter told GQ magazine for a January article that he saw a UFO in 1969 in southwest Georgia as he was preparing to speak at a Lions Club meeting. He recalled that it was a bright light that got ''closer and closer to us,'' but then ''changed color to blue,'' then to red, then back to white, and then ''receded into the distance.'' However, he said, ''I've never believed it came from Mars.''
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Jimah... betta quit smokin' the peanut shells.
''I've never believed it came from Mars.''
That's because it came from Uranus, Jimmuh. The killer rabbits sent it because you lusted in your heart.
Why is it always a crackpot who sees a UFO and not someone we can believe?
The UFO was flown my rabbit! ;-)
I think that crazy rabbit musta bit him.
''I've never believed it came from Mars.''
"They did, however, shoot a beam of intense light at me that fried everything between my ears."
When are they going to come and take him back?
Georgia does not want him.
This the same flying saucer that dropped the killer rabbit on him?
Why is it always a crackpot who sees a UFO and not someone we can believe?
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Wow... the colors, man...
LOL. But, I sure hope Google doesn't have any hits for a UFO flying out of Jimmuh's nether regions.
I'll check and see . . . .
That's the most sensible thing Carter has ever said.
"When the door of the UFO opened, a the leader of a race of bunnies walked down the stairway, and told me, 'You have fought the good fight. You are blessed. We will soon take you to the place where all people hold hands and sing in unison. Your time in this hell hole is almost up. Make the most of it.'
And that is why I've opposed George W. Bush and his evil compadres with everything I've got...."
Once again a reason to wonder at this man's reasoning ability.
I'm sure it is true, but why the heck would you talk about it in a high profile public forum?
The man just doesn't have any common sense.
"I'll check and see"
Oh hell ... there probably is.
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