[Lokibob]

Ya gotta be creative:
Hang around the campus Laundromat with a bag of quarters, and offer all crazed Bulgarian mathematics professor a free shirt wash.

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Ya gotta be creative: Hang around the campus Laundromat with a bag of quarters, and offer all crazed Bulgarian mathematics professor a free shirt wash.

And I'll write the sign in Bulgarian... that way I won't be stuck with a cute, crazed Slovakian or Hungarian math prof. It's the perfect plan!