My oddest date was a Sicilian lawyer who was put through school by her wealthy uncle in the "family business". The last I heard she fled the state since the AG was after her. Also cute, but crazy. Glad I got out alive!
This one is true:
Couple of years ago, I asked a lady out on a picnic.
She said she would drive, I agreed.
I went to her house, threw the wine, cheese, bread , basket etc in back seat and we headed out.
Found a quiet place in the mountains. After a couple of hours, she asked if I wanted to fire a machine gun. turned out she had a thompson in the trunk with a couple of thousand rounds.
Actually it was pretty cool, but a voice way in the back of my head told me to date others. She might have been a crazed Bulgarian mathematics professor.