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The Mark Levin Show Thread January 11, 2006
1/11/06 | defcon

Posted on 01/11/2006 2:54:47 PM PST by defconw

LISTEN TO MARK LEVIN ONLINE AND JOIN THE DISCUSSION

6-8PM Eastern

Will we hear

GET OFF THE PHONE YOU MORON, or

GET OFF THE PHONE YOU BIG JERK, or

GET OFF THE PHONE YOU DOPE


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To: saveliberty
NOTE: In 2001, the ENQUIRER reported serious trouble with Ted's liver and they thought he might not have much time left. Gov. Jane Swift, a Republican who became acting governor at the time, would have named his successor.

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SONG PARODY: Yellow River (Teddy's liver)

News/Current Events News Keywords: WHO WANTS LIVER?
Source: DOUG FROM UPLAND - Song Parodies
Published: 8-2001 Author: Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 08/16/2001 21:47:45 PDT by doug from upland

NOTE: I do not celebrate death, well, except for vicious murderers. I wish Kennedy well but he really does deserve this song.

MIDI - YELLOW RIVER

Poor, poor Ted…we just heard the news
Could it be that he’s had too much booze
He holds a seat that the RATS may lose
Teddy’s liver

Hey Jane Swift, dear, are you all set
You will soon get your chance, we bet
Poor Tom Daschle…his pants are all wet
Teddy’s liver

Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…his doc says it is pretty bad
Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…the vast right wing is feeling sad

If only there could be a way to hear from Mary Jo
We’re sure she would say it’s a tragic way to go
Poor, poor Teddy’s liver

When he’s gone, it will seem so odd
No waitress sandwich with his pal, Dodd
So raise your glass and let’s give him a nod
Teddy’s liver

When the time comes to say goodbye
We will not see one dry eye
Like Ron Brown, will Scumbag laugh and then cry
Teddy’s liver

Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…his doc says it’s pretty bad
Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…the vast right wing is feeling sad

If only there could be a way to hear from Mary Jo
We’re sure she would say that it’s a tragic way to go
Poor, poor Teddy’s liver

Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…his doc says it’s pretty bad
Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…the right wing is feeling sad

401 posted on 01/11/2006 4:49:10 PM PST by doug from upland (NEW YORK TIMES -- traitorous b*st*rds)
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To: llevrok

There's a woman in the office. She comes from China. She's a hardworker and a sweetheart, but today it was really hard not to crack up because she was humming just like Curly. All afternoon long. LOL!


402 posted on 01/11/2006 4:49:51 PM PST by saveliberty (Proud to be Head Snowflake and Bushbot)
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To: tiredoflaundry

Yup, implying that Graham was the cause of Mrs. Alito's upset.


403 posted on 01/11/2006 4:49:52 PM PST by OldFriend (The Dems enABLEd DANGER and 3,000 Americans died.)
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To: All

Political Thought For The Day:


The Republicans should back off and let men marry men, women marry women, and legalize abortion.

In three generations, there will be no more Democrats....


404 posted on 01/11/2006 4:49:55 PM PST by llevrok (Chutzpah, with salsa on the side.)
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To: A.Hun

No, they just let him out of the handcuffs.....


405 posted on 01/11/2006 4:50:19 PM PST by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: saveliberty; A.Hun

http://www.vindy.com/content/local_regional/285147375134072.php


406 posted on 01/11/2006 4:51:00 PM PST by defconw ( Allen/Pence 2008 Operation Put Up or Shut Up)
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To: saveliberty
humming just like Curly.

More like humming like Currry in her case !

407 posted on 01/11/2006 4:51:34 PM PST by llevrok (Chutzpah, with salsa on the side.)
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To: defconw

hahahaha...


408 posted on 01/11/2006 4:51:46 PM PST by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
When Senator Graham began to apologyze the tears just welled up and then the dam burst. It was the accumulation of insults, lies, vicious misrepresentations that got to Mrs. Alito.

I wish we could send her flowers.

Remember all the flowers we sent to Katherine Harris? Wouldn't it be great if we could do the same for Mrs. Sam

409 posted on 01/11/2006 4:52:17 PM PST by OldFriend (The Dems enABLEd DANGER and 3,000 Americans died.)
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To: llevrok

No need for that....they wipe out most of their potential voters with abortion.


410 posted on 01/11/2006 4:52:40 PM PST by RasterMaster ("Bin Laden shows others the road to Paradise, but never offers to go along for the ride." GWB)
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To: doug from upland

LOL LOL LOL!

(psst - Doug - we called her Jane Not So Swift. She borrowed a helicopter to go home (in the Berkshires) for Thanksgiving, she gave herself paid maternity leave, she violated the state constitution by failing to delegate the mandatory face to face weekly meeting and instead illegally called in... she never had a real job. She's his twin, only younger. Oh yeah and her husband who does not work has been married at least 3times before)


411 posted on 01/11/2006 4:53:19 PM PST by saveliberty (Proud to be Head Snowflake and Bushbot)
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To: llevrok

I wish Mr. Sam would enter the room tomorrow humming the theme from The Godfather!


412 posted on 01/11/2006 4:53:39 PM PST by OldFriend (The Dems enABLEd DANGER and 3,000 Americans died.)
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To: defconw

LOL!


413 posted on 01/11/2006 4:54:22 PM PST by saveliberty (Proud to be Head Snowflake and Bushbot)
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To: OldFriend

Good idea OldFriend..hope you are well!


414 posted on 01/11/2006 4:54:31 PM PST by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: llevrok

LOL! She's okay with L's


415 posted on 01/11/2006 4:55:01 PM PST by saveliberty (Proud to be Head Snowflake and Bushbot)
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To: OldFriend; All

I just heard Hissy Matthews say that the reason the Japanese attacked us at Pearl Harbor was because we were cutting off their oil supply. I have never heard this before.


416 posted on 01/11/2006 4:55:26 PM PST by Bahbah (An admitted Snow Flake)
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To: Bahbah

I certainly wouldn't trust Prissy Matthews interpretation of history or the news.


417 posted on 01/11/2006 4:56:24 PM PST by RasterMaster ("Bin Laden shows others the road to Paradise, but never offers to go along for the ride." GWB)
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To: Bahbah

That is partially true. They wanted the oil in Indonesia, and we (and the allies) wouldn't let them have it.


418 posted on 01/11/2006 4:57:23 PM PST by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: llevrok
anything about Shemp teasing anything just sounds wrong.

Ain't THAT the truth!

419 posted on 01/11/2006 4:58:06 PM PST by Fudd Fan (God bless President Bush! (Water Bucket Brigade member - MOOSEMUSS!)
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To: All; holdonnow

Biden is a glass bowl
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1556339/posts


420 posted on 01/11/2006 4:58:09 PM PST by tiredoflaundry (I'll admit it , I'm a Snow Flake !)
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