Bill Clinton Spends Time In Redmond? [Rumor mill: Bill Clinton to be new CEO of Microsoft?]

WebProNews ^ | 1/9/06 | John Stith

[Right_in_Virginia]

Good one ;-D

[Steve_Seattle]

Clinton as CEO? Not a chance. Gates didn't get to the top by being an idiot.

[Peach]

Oh, that would be rich. The corporation Clinton went after with more vigor than he went after the terrorists turning around and hiring him to be CEO? Nah.

[Candor7]

Bill Clinton? Microsoft?

Micro.......meaning small, diminished in size...

Soft.....yielding, cushy, not hard!

I'd say Clinton is in exactly the right place. He can give Bill Gate's fortune away instead of the fortunes of the people of the USA. Gigabyte me Bills!

[Mad_as_heck]

Smart move Microsoft: Hire an empty suit.

Hillary! was always the brains of the Clintonista operation. Bill has no skills other than schmoozing and manhandling interns.

Alone he couldn't manage a Subway restaurant.

[BombHollywood]

It's true. But I heard they've reached an impasse, because Gates wants Clinton to wear an eletronic ankle bracelet at all times when ever he enters the Microsoft property and no internet access in his office. Clinton has agreed in principle provided that Gates agree to rename the software product--

BimbosXP

.

[Liberty Valance]

Maybe Melinda has been wanting a new operating system...

;o)

[newfrpr04]

what the ** does he have to offer. That man is a disgrace to the Presidency of the U.S. They re shameless users. Maybe he's promising the world when Hillary runs for President. I'd like to see that ticker of his full of plaque, he's already full of bs.

[LibWhacker]

I'm trying to figure out what some of the software titles would be under Bubba's reign. I think he'd lose all interest in Word, Excel, etc., real fast.

[colonialhk]

Sell!

[Sonny M]

Reno has to be the worst AG in the history of this country.

Let me introduce you to a man named Ramsey Clark.

[cubreporter]

Needy little man. The most neediest little man ever. Bar none.

The worst President in the history of our country. Bar none!

[nascarnation]

MS has literally hundreds of interns
be afraid, be VERY afraid..........LOL

[mountainlyons]

I would rather see him in corporate American than the UN

[Taffini]

I think I have seen you before Doogle

New Years Eve 2000

[Popman]

Let me introduce you to a man named Ramsey Clark.

I think Waco trumps anything Ramsey Clark has ever done. Of course that old Marxist is still is alive and kicking up his heels with his favorite dictator

Reno is either too drunk or doing the Parkinson's dance to do any more damage.

May they both rot in hell for what they have done to this country in the name of justice

[nightdriver]

"Bet he's there to hit Gates up for money."

Exactly!

AlGore successfully "convinced" Gates to support the DNC in the 2000 election, so William the Bent is generating funds for the Hitlery.

[AFreeBird]

If that happens, I'll have to toss Windows out the window.

What - you don't have enough reasons now?!

[Enchante]

"You'd think WANG would be interested in hiring him..."

Yeah, but I hear what he REALLY wants is the chance to run "Air America" and save Al Franken-stein's job!!

Perhaps Clinton could do both: be the new CEO of the revived Wang, Inc. AND the new Chairman of Airheads America trying to salvage Al Franken-stein's pet project.

[twoputt]

Maybe Bill and Melinda are interviewing for a new pool boy.