To: CurlyBill
When they dug up Mozart, they found his corpse slowly erasing the notes from a sheet of music. They asked him what he was doing, and he answered, "Decomposing."
8 posted on
01/08/2006 7:33:08 PM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
Sounds like the little bastard played a mean piano!
10 posted on
01/08/2006 7:38:43 PM PST by
Paloma_55
(Which part of "Common Sense" do you not understand???)
To: dead
13 posted on
01/08/2006 7:52:12 PM PST by
stephenjohnbanker
(Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
To: dead
Wow....best joke i've heard in a while...!
15 posted on
01/08/2006 8:00:03 PM PST by
precedence
(Liberalism::Not a Family Value)
To: dead
Of COURSE the DNA isn't going to match.
They didn't even KNOW about DNA back in those days, never mind how to test for it.
16 posted on
01/08/2006 8:00:18 PM PST by
Fido969
("And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" (John 8:32).)
To: dead
You forgot to tell the companion joke that always goes with that one:
Q: What did the music teacher find on the piano bench?
A: Beethoven's Last Movement
18 posted on
01/08/2006 8:15:25 PM PST by
CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
(The heart of the wise man inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. - Eccl. 10:2)
To: dead
20 posted on
01/08/2006 8:17:09 PM PST by
bigsigh
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