END CAPITAL PUNISHMENT FOR GUNS!!
GUNS CAN BE REHABILITATED!!
This gun should be given life without parole. Anything more is dreadfully uncivilized. Few people know this, but I've heard of guns that wrote childrens' books while they were awaiting rehabilitation. As a society, we need to build gun prisons where those guns that have been engaged in henious crimes can spend the rest of their years repenting for the damage they have done.
~Sigmund Freud, "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis"
Great shot. Pun intended. I laughed so much that my wife thought I was nuts.