UFO CULT GATHERS IN NEW YORK FOR APOCALYPSE

I-Newswire ^ | January 2, 2006

[bIlluminati]

So you know about Brushwood. The Amish teens around seem to appreciate Folklore.

[Larry Lucido]

Look, are you an Illuminati or a subGenius? Pick a cult and stick with it. We worldwide conspirators have enough trouble targeting you without you cult-hopping around.

[bIlluminati]

Never: ... 3. Join a religion headed by a “Bob.”

What about one headed by a mysterious character named “Don”?

[bIlluminati]

Unfortunately, Janet Reno is considered a “sex goddess” in outer space. So is Donna Shalala.

You know the rules. Ann Coulter, Janet Reno, or Donna Shalala. I would post one except:

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[Bender2]

Re: Unfortunately, Janet Reno is considered a "sex goddess" in outer space. So is Donna Shalala.

Hate to say it, Lar... but back in the day--

Hanoi Jane... was pretty danged hot in Barbarella

Yet nowadays, I know better... afterward there would be no cuddling!

[aculeus]

Never: ... 3. Join a religion headed by a “Bob.”

What about one headed by a mysterious character named “Don”?

I don't know about Don or Bob but I do know my definition of a good FR day: when someone responds to your 3-year old throwaway line.

[blackie]

"afterward there would be no cuddling!"

Bummer!

[dighton]

Apocalypse Bob Duvall