There's nothing I hate more than drinking five bottles of champagne and waking up in Vegas married to a midget gymnast from Varekai! who doesn't really love me and only married me for my pawn tickets and my love for getting nasty in the back of a limo...
There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head,
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
SOoooooo,you guys tied the knot eh?
And in Vegas too you lucky dogs!