Where is Gouda Man?
LOL
I like this part:
"Targett, an only child who has no children, was still coming to terms with the idea of having a Stone Age man as a relative.
But his wife, Catherine, said, "Maybe this explains why he likes his steaks rare."
Now..after 9,000 years..the family tree ends. This man owes it to Cheddar Man to marry and breed..lol
Who knows? A Gouda man is hard to find.